Songteksten van Mommy Pants


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A Dick Named Ted
A Very Mild Alternative
Adventure Crime
Amniotic Fluid
Angels and Dinosaurs
Another Gay Song
Another Soap Opera
Back of My Butthole
Be Better, Big Boy
Big Monkey
Bob Squeelin
Buddy Bear Does Not Care
Bug in the Window
Burnt Chiburger
Buy Me Daddy
Camp Bullcrap
Chin Up, Kamikaze
Christmas Wrap
Cliché It Don't Spray It
Crock Pot Mac N' Cheese
Date With Mommy
Davy Jones' Locker
Daytona 500
Dear Baby Lips
Do or Don't Give a Crap
Dock of the Gay
Dollar Store Brand
Don't Forget Me
Don't Know What to Tell You
Double Chin and High Rent
Dumb Spectrum
Enlightenment
Even Though I'm 42
Fad Ass
Fatty Daddy
Feed Me Doc
Fine Feller
Flintstones Vitamins
Forever Yours
Foxy Brown
Fresh Mold
Friends Without Benefits
Fungus in the Coffee Cup
General Hospital
Giving Birth in Reverse
Go Back to Work
Grand Slam
Halfway Past the Halfway House
Handle, It Well
Happy Boy
Hard Working Man
Hardcore Softy
Homestyle Gravy
I Could Be Single
I Don't Like Feet
I Should Probably Quit
I'm Just a Guy
I'm Probably Wrong
In God We Fuss
Ip Man
Jung Juicy
K2 Bad 4u
Kick It
Kiss Kiss
Lieutenant Stand
Magic Basket
Magicool Bike
Me Me Meow
Melatonin
Memories
Midnight Crisis
Military Midget
Minced Meat
Momma's Cornbread
Motorboat Monday
Mr. Pacifier
Ms. Winfrey
My Fingers Between Your Toes
My First Pet
Nightmare Overwhelm Street
No More Mr. Bub Bub
No More Pretentious Bars
Not Even Tom Is Petty
Opportunities
Ouch
Out and About Like a Girl Scout
Over the Cast
Papa Prophet
Peanutbutter Kitty
Pigs from the Anthill
Puppy Paradise
Queer Park Water
Raw Potato
Read Between the Lines
Real Man on Campus
Role Model
Sanitize the Door Knobs
Science Fair Project
See It How You Must
Self-Entitled Garbage Disposals
Shanghai Shanglow
Shlurp
Shoot Your Mouth
Short Story of a Growing Tiger
Slip Slide In My Garden
Sloppy Seconds
Smells Like Sulfur
Social Security
Stop It
Stuck in the Attic
Suck the Teat
Sue Me
Sulky Sunrise
Sunglasses Are Cool
Swinging from a Ceiling Fan
Teach Me, or Reach Me
Tender Loving Care
Thank Heavens
The Flu Fighters
The Looking Mass
The Olsen Twins
Think About It
Think About It, Pt. 2
Think About It, Pt. 4
Think About it, Pt. 3
Tiramisu Tuesday
Tis the Reason
Too Cool for Kool-Aid
Too Many Miles
Trash Can Man
Trees
Tuf Chowski
Uh, Sure
Uncle Is Innocent
Vetiver
We the Youngins
We're All Going to Die
Weiner Tuck
Weird World
Well Well
Wet Nook
Where's the WD-40?
White Water Rafting
You Make Me Giddy
Zero to Eight