Songteksten van Frank Zappa


200 Years Old
50/50
9/8 objects
A Few Moments With Brother A. West
A Little Green Rosetta
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
A Pound For a Brown
A Pound for a Brown (On the Bus)
A Tunnel into Muck
A Very Nice Body
A game of cards
A girl's dream
A token of my extreme
A vicious circle
Absolutely free
Advance romance
Agency man
Alley Cat
Amen
America Drinks & Goes Home
America drinks
America drinks and go home
Ancient Armaments
Andy
Any Downers?
Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
Any kind of pain
Any way the wind blows
Anything
Apostrophe
Approximate
Are You Upset?
Are you hung up?
Artificial Rhonda
Attack! Attack! Attack!
Aybe Sea
Babbette
Baby Love
Baby Snakes
Baby take your teeth out
Bacon fat
Baked-Bean Boogie
Bamboozled By Love
Be in my video
Beat It with Your Fist
Beauty knows no pain
Big Leg Emma
Big Swifty
Billy The Mountain
Black Napkins
Black Page #2
Blessed Relief
Bobby Brown
Bobby Brown Goes Down
Bogus Pomp
Bolero
Bow tie daddy
Briefcase Boogie
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
Brown shoes don't make it
Bwana Dik
Call Any Vegetable
Camarillo Brillo
Can't Afford No Shoes
Canard Du Jour
Canarsie
Carol, You Fool
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You can't Do
Catholic Girls
Centerville
Charles Ives
Charlie's enormous mouth
Charva
Cheap thrills
Cheepnis
Chocolate Halvah
Chunga's Revenge
Church Chat
City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
City of tiny lites
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
Clowns On Velvet
Cocaine Decisions
Cock-suckers' ball
Cold Light Generation
Concentration Moon
Conehead
Cops and Buns
Cosmik Debris
Cradle Rock
Crew Slut
Cruising for burgers
Cucamonga
Daddy, daddy, daddy
Dance Of The Just Plain Folks
Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers
Dance contest
Dancin' Fool
Dark Water!
Dead Girls of London
Deathless Horsie
Debra Kadabra
Dental Hygiene Dilemma
Dew On The Newts We Got
Dickie's Such An Asshole
Didja Get Any Onya?
Dinah-Moe-Humm
Dio Fa
Dirty Love
Disco Boy
Diseases of the Band
Do You Like My New Car?
Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
Dog Breath
Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
Dong work for Yuda
Doreen
Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
Drafted Again
Drooling Midrange Accountants On Easter Hay
Drop dead
Drowning witch
Drums are too noisy
Duke of Prunes
Dumb All Over
Dummy up
Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula
Easy Meat
Eat That Question
Echidna's Arf (Of You)
Eddie, Are You Kidding?
Electric Aunt Jemima
Elvis has just left the building
Envelope the bath tub
Epilogue
Evelyn, A Modified Dog
Excentrifugal Forz
F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
Farther O'Blivion
Father O'Blivion
Fifty-Fifty
Find Her Finer
Fine Girl
Flakes
Flambay
Florentine Pogen
Florida Airport Tape
For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
For The Young Sophisticate
Fountain of love
Frogs with dirty little lips
G-spot tornado
Galoot Up-Date
Gee, I Like Your Pants
Geneva Farewell
German Lunch
Get a little
Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
Goblin Girl
God Bless America
Green Is The Colour
Gross Man
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
Happy together
Harder That Your Husband
Harry & Rhonda
Harry, You're a Beast
Harry-As-A-Boy
He used to cut the grass
He's so gay
Heavenly Bank Account
Heavy Duty Judy
Help, I'm a rock
Here lies love
Hitch Hike
Hog heaven
Holding The Group Back
Holiday in Berlin
Holiday in Berlin, Full-blown
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
Hot Poop
How Could I Be Such A Fool
How the Pigs' Music Works
How's Your Bird?
Hungry Freaks, Daddy
I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
I Have Been In You
I Left My Heart in San Francisco
I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
I ain't got no heart
I come from nowhere
I don't even care
I'm Not Satisfied
I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
I'm So Happy I Could Cry
I'm The Slime
I'm a band leader
I'm a beautiful guy
I'm so cute
I'm stealing the towels!
Ian Underwood Whips It Out
Idiot Bastard Son
If Only She Woulda
If We'd All Been Living In California...
Igor's Boogie, Phase Two
Igor's boogie, phase one
In France
Inca Roads
Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
It Can't Happen Here
It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
It must be a camel
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
Jane's big dance number
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
Jewish Princess
Jewish Prinsess
Jezebel Boy
Joe's Garage
Johnny Darling
Jones Crusher
Jumbo, go away
Just one more time
Kaiser Rolls
Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)
Kangaroos
Keep It Greasy
Keep it greasey
Kenny's Booger Story
King Kong
King Kong (As Motorhead Explains It)
King Kong (It's Magnificence As Interpreted By Dom
King Kong (The Gardner Varieties)
King Kong Itself (As Played By The Mothers In A St
Later That Night
Latex Solar Beef
Lemme Take You To The Beach
Let's Make The Water Turn Black
Let's move to Cleveland
Library Card
Like it or not
Little Girl Of Mine
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
Little Rubber Girl
Little Umbrellas
Little house I used to live in
Lonely little girl
Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Lonesome Cowboy Nando
Lonesome Electric Turkey
Lost In A Whirlpool
Louie Louie
Louie Louie (At the Royal Albert Hall in London)
Love Story
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude
Lumpy Gravy I
Magdalena
Magic fingers
Mammy Nuns
Man With The Woman Head
Manx Needs women
Marqueson's Chicken
Mary Lou
Master Ringo
Meow
Moggio
Mom & Dad
Mom and Dad
Montana
Montana (Whipping Floss)
More Trouble Every Day
Mother People
Motherly Love
Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
Mr. Green Genes
Ms. Pinky
Mudd Club
Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
Muffin Man
Murder By Numbers
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
My Head?
Mysterioso
Mystery Roach
Nanook Rubs It
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
Naval Aviation In Art?
Nig Biz
Nine Types Of Industrial Pollution
No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
No not now
No, no cherry
No. No. No.
Oh No
On the bus
Once upon a Time
Orange Claw Hammer
Our Bizarre Relationship
Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
Outside now
Overture To A Holiday In Berlin
Packard Goose
Panty Rap
Peaches En Regalia
Peaches III
Pedro's Dowry
Penguin in Bondage
Penis Dimension
Piano/Drum Duet
Pick Me, I'm Clean
Pink Napkins
Pinocchio's Furniture
Planet Of The Baritone Women
Planet of my dreams
Plastic people
Po-Jama People
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
Porn Wars
Porn Wars Deluxe
Pound for a Brown
Pound for a Brown Solos
Prelude To King Kong
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
Pretty Pat
Progress?
Project X
Prologue
Promiscuous
Proto-Minimalism
Punky's Whips
Pygmy Twylyte
Rat Tomago
Redneck Eats
Religious Superstition
Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
Return of the Son of Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar
Rhymin' Man
Ride My Face to Chicago
Right There
Ring of Fire
Road ladies
Ronnie sings?
Ronnie's Booger Story
Room Service
Rubber shirt
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
Run home slow theme
Saliva Can Only Take So Much
San Ber'dino
Scrutinizer Postlude
Scum Bag
Scumbag
Semi-fraudulent / Direct-from-hollywood Overture
Sex
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
Sharleena
She painted up her face
Ship Ahoy
Shove It Right In
Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar
Sleep dirt
Sleeping in a Jar
Smell My Beard
Society Pages
Sofa
Sofa nr. 1
Sofa nr. 2
Soft-Sell Conclusion
Someplace Else Right Now
Son Of Mr. Green Genes
Son Of Orange County
Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
Soup 'n Old Clothes
Spider of destiny
St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Status Back Baby
Steal Away
Stevie's Spanking
Stick it out
Stick together
Stink-foot
Stolen Moments
Strictly Genteel
Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
Stucco Homes
Stuff Up The Cracks
Suicide Chump
Sunshine of Your Love
Sweet Leilani
Sy Borg
T'mershi Duween
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Tears began to fall
Teen-Age Prostitute
Teenage Wind
Telephone Conversation
Tell me you love me
Tell me your love to me
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
That Would Be the End of That
That evil prince
The 'Torchum' Never Stops
The Adventures of Greggery Peccary
The Black Page
The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
The Blue Light
The Central Scrutinizer
The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny
The Crab-Grass Baby
The Dangerous Kitchen
The Dead Girls Of London
The Dick Kunc Story
The Dog Breath Variations
The Downtown Talent Scout
The Duke Regains His Chops
The Duke of Prunes
The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
The Evil Prince
The Finale
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
The Girl's Dream
The Groupie Routine
The Gumbo Variations
The Illinois Enema Bandit
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
The Little House I Used to Live In
The Little March
The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
The Mammy Nuns
The Man From Utopia
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
The Massive Improve'lence
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
The Mud Shark
The Nancy & Mary music
The Orange County Lumber Truck
The Phone Call / My Babe
The Pigs' Music
The Poodle Lecture
The Purple Lagoon / Approximate
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
The Sealed Tuna Bolero
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
The Torture Never Stops
The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
The Uncle Meat Variations
The Untouchables
The Voice of Cheese
The White Boy Troubles
The World's Greatest Sinner
The air
The blackouts
The booger man
The clap
The closer you are
The idiot bastard son
The lad searches the night for his newts
The rejected Mexican pope leaves the stage
Them or us
Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich
Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
Theme from "Bonanza"
They Made Me Eat It
This Ain't CNN
This Is All Wrong
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
Tiger Roach
Time is money
Tink Walks Amok
Tinsel town Rebellion
Tinseltown Rebellion
Tiny Sick Tears
Titties N Beer
Touring Can Make You Crazy
Transylvania Boogie
Treacherous Cretins
Trouble Every Day
Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
Truck driver divorce
Tryin' to grow a chin
Tuna Fish Promenade
Twenty small cigars
Uncle Bernie's Farm
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II
Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme
Uncle Remus
Underground Freak-Out Music
Valarie
Valley Girl
Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Prog
Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
Very Distraughtening
Village of the sun
Volare
W-P-L-J
WPLJ
Wait a minute
Waka/Jawaka
Watermelon In Easter Hay
Watermelon in Easter Hay (Prequel)
We Can Shoot You
We Made Our Reputation Doing It That Way ...
We are not alone
We're turning again
Weasels ripped my flesh
Well
Wet T-Shirt Nite
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
What ever happened to all the fun in the world
What kind of girl?
What will this evening bring me this morning?
What's new in Baltimore?
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? (Reprise)
Whatever Happened To All the Fun In the World
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
When The Lie's So Big
When it feels natural...
When it's perfect...
Where is Johnny Velvet?
Where's Our Equipment?
Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
Whippin' post
Whipping Post
White Ugliness
Who Are the Brain Police?
Who Needs The Peace Corps?
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Why Johnny Can't Read
Why Not?
Why don't you like me?
Why don'tcha do me right?
Wild love
Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
Willie The Pimp Part I
Willie The Pimp Part II
Willie the pimp
Wind Up Workin' In A Gaz Station
Wistful With A Fist-Full
Won Ton On
Wonderful Tattoo!
Wonderful Wino
World's Greatest Sinners
Would You Go All The Way?
Would you like a snack?
Wowie Zowie
Ya Hozna
Yo cats
Yo' Mama
You Are What You Is
You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
You Call That Music?
You didn't try to call me
You didn't try to call me (Cruising with Ruben & T
You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
Your mouth
Zolar Czakl
Zomby Woof
Zoot Allures