Mary-Kate en Ashley Olsen - The Ghost Song

It floats up the stairs, it floats down the hall.
It floats into my bedroom, right though the wall.
It glides past my dresser, to the bedpost.
I swear I'm looking at a ghost! Naaaaa!

There's no such thing! It's not a ghost because
there's no such thing.
No such thing. I can't be frightened of a globby,
green glow. 'Cause there's no such thing.

It plays the piano, it swings on the swing.
It does a lot considering there's no such thing.
Then it boots my computer, as quick as you please.
It floats on the keyboard. It presses some keys.
"What creature might you be?" comes up on the screen.
I type in, "a human being."

Suddenly the room goes as icy as winter,
and something came out of the printer...
"No such thing! You can't be human, 'cause there's no
such thing. Those human stories, they scare ghosts so,
but we know, there's no such thing!" "Now hold the phone!
I'm really real!" "You're not!", "I am!", "are not!",
"You're wrong," I cried. "All right, let's play a game of cards
to decide." "Okay. Whoever wins the game, that one's real.
" He types out, "You got it. Now, deal."

I ask him for aces, he types out "you wish."
He asks me for sevens. I type out "you wish!" "Jacks?"
"Sorry." "Queens?" "No." "Sexes?" "Huh-uh." "Twos?"
We play for an hour, and guess what? I lose! "No such thing.
You don't exist! There's no such thing!"
It made me crazy to be told where to go by something who's no such thing.

The story now is over, the story is through.
And some of you may even think this story is true,
but, there's no such thing. It didn't happen,
'cause there's no such thing. I made the whole thing up,
so I outta know. And I know there's no such thing.
There's no such thing. There's no such thing, I hope!

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