D12 met het nummer My Band
I don't know Dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
So I get of stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
'Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby'
They're all like 'Oh my god it's him'
'Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem'
'I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock'
'Please Marshall please let me suck your cock'
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night the pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
[Kuniva and Kon Artist]
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
[Eminem:]No I had an interview not you two
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mcs are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say something
Hey yo Em
[Eminem]: You got somethin to say?!
I though you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear (Hey Dude I love you're band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
[Eminem:] Proof carry my bag
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
***dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I make the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
I did tow and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
The hottest boy band in the world...
[Eminem as a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band,
I get all the girls to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)
Writers: Rufus Johnson , De Shaun Dupree Holton , Ondre C Moore , Rufus B Johnson , Von M Carlisle , Denaun M Porter , Luis Resto
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