D12 - My Band
Overige artiesten: Eminem

(Intro)
I don't know, dude ...
I think everybody's all jealous and shit
'Cause I'm like, the lead singer of the band, dude ...
And I think everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me dude ...
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because

(Chorus)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

(Verse 1- Eminem)
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12, baby
They're all like Oh my God, it's him
Becky, oh, my fuckin' God, it's Eminem
I swear to fuckin' God, dude, you fuckin' rock
Please won't you please let me suck your cock
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So likem every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude, I just think you're trynna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Because I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rockstar shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me b

(Chorus)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band (repeated 8x)

(Verse 2- Swifty)
You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no, I'm Swift (oh, I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cause my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, trynna get on the map
Doin' jumpin' jacks while get whipped on my back

(Verse 3- Kuniva and Konartis)
Look at him, little punkass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah, I know, man, find himself takin' on a flick
Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(Em: No I had an interview, not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin'
Hey, yo, Em
(Em: You got somethin' to say?!)
Man, no
I thought you 'bout to tell him off, man, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was 'bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man


(Chorus)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

(Verse 4- Proof)
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
Ready to stap on a dumbass fan
Every time I'hear Hey dude, I love your band
We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(Em: Proof, carry my bag)
Bitch, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!

(Verse 5- Bizarre)
God dammit, I'm sick of this group
Time to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
From the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
What about Eminem?
Bitch, are you retarded?
Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
Bigass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
Then 50 Cent told me to do sit-ups to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

(Eminem)
Girlm why can't you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name

(Chorus- Bizarre - {Bizarre also})
These chicks don't even know the name of my band {ha ha}
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands {Fuck Marshall}
Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My Band (Repeated 9x)

(Outro)
The hottest boy band in the world ...
D12!
(Eminem)
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

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