The lonely island
Intercom: Guys Michael Bolton is here
Andy: Oh great, send him in.
Michael: Hey guys
All: Hey thanks for coming.
Andy: Hows it goin?
Michael: Im really sorry Im late I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon have you seen those things?
All: Oh yeah, those are great.
Michael: Well I listened to your track and I loved it, and I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think youre gonna really dig.
Andy: Oh wow, thats great. You wanna just lay it down?
Michael: Boys lets get to it (to it to it to it)
Here we go
Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (Michael: Yeah!)
The night starts now
Together on the track
The boys are back
The night starts now
The night starts now, baby, roll with us
Chickies snappin at the neck when we rollin up (Michael: Rollinup!)
Club front doors aint no holdin up (Michael: Yeah!)
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (Michael: Come on!)
Flash in the eye when we walk into the set
Fuck the fellas looking jealous
Pay the back and get wet (Michael: YEAH YEAH)
Gun in my waist, shank in my sock
need to get cut, get stuffed or get shot
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (Andy: What?)
A mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
Yeah, that was kinda weird but were back in the club
Buyin up the bar so the groupies show us love (Michael: Keira Knightley!)
Im the top gunner
Heater on blast
Im the number one stunner (Michael: Jack Sparrow!)
Watch it girl cause I aint your Mister nice guy
More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy (Michael: Yeah, yeah!)
All dressed up with nowhere to run
I know I make you feel crazy with the horn
(Michael: Now back to the good part!!!)
From the day he was born
He yearned for adventure (Andy: NO!)
Oh Captain Jack (Jorma: Yeah)
Givin' them what for
Hes the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga
But in Davy Jones locker
What lies in store? (Akiva: Yeah, weve seen the movie)
Put your hands in the air
And say hell yeah, C'mon
Captain Jack (Andy: What?)
Johnny Depp (Andy: No)
From the front to the back
Say we count stacks cmon
Davy Jones (Jorma: Nope)
Giant squid (Jorma: Wrong)
Michael Bolton, were really gonna need you to focus up
Roger that let me try it with another film (Andy: Wait)
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (Andy: Not better)
Though Im not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give Jenny all my love (Akiva: Come ON)
Okay, then Im a legal aid
Erin Brockovich is my name (Akiva: Oh god)
Then you can call me Scarface
Snortin mountains of cocaine (Andy: Close enough)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, Im reloaded! HA HA!
This is the tale of Tony Montana (This is the tale!)
With Miami nuts (Andy: Take it home)
Got a basehead wife
Her womb is polluted
This whole towns a pussy
Just waiting to get fucked
Just waiting to get fucked! (Andy: Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile)
You complete me (Andy: Yeah, yeah okay)
Writers: Michael Woods , A SAMBERG , A SCHAFFER , J TACCONE
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC , Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
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